Kochi IPL team might be confused about the name. We have a solution from Jaykay

I know this would be trashed away by the kochi gallan team for my obscure and dim wit thoughts. I have some strong valid, superficial and oxymoronic reasons why I believe what I believe. Ok, now that  we are happy about the fact,  that we have an IPL team for ourselves(atleast the name coz they are not sharing the revenue with us, may be with Sh#shi Tharoor or Sunan*^ Pu$hkar but surely not us) and can be proud that we have left the scams and scandals in the past. We should also be happy that we have got  Mahela (would sound like hindi translation for woman but then don’t get excited) and few other brilliant players for ourselves. I know you must be thinking, why I haven’t mentioned about Gopumon as we lovingly(am not amongst the we, I am a Plaha fan) call him, the reason is ~he might get excited and then get verbal with me. (we are not on talking terms these days, ask him, he might even say.. he doesn’t know me.. you see.. that bad) So this is where we stand now and what next.. what is that we want to know more. I know, it’s the name. well let me kill the suspense. It’s called Kochi Gallan. No? Don’t believe me.. why not?? Ok people, I have to strongly put this across to you. Either  believe me or wait till you find the truth.

Now you might be wondering why would they name a new and respected team as Kochi Gallan. Reasons. Ahh. You people still touch the painted bench to believe its painted. J

I have the reasons.

1. What else could they possibly name it. Kochi cricket Kings, Kochi Kricket Riders, my bad sense of humor says, if not Kochi gallan they might call it kaloor koko krickters (chummad) or vytilla vampires or matancherry midgets(we have a lot of short players) and amongst these name Kochi gallan, salaa apna lagta hey(hindi)
2. If they name it Kochi gallan, they get me for free and they get a team to act like a pet bitch for them and work for them 24*7, I wouldn’t mind being paid(a few extra chiller won’t make me rich) for this but if you insist I might write for free.
3. I think if the home matches are to be played in Kochi, the mosquitoes might spare the players(our players) out of brotherhood and love.
4. It will be easy for the non Indian Geoff Lawson to name the team he is coaching or he might just follow Micheal Bevan who called his team “Kings EX I POOONJAAB”
5. Gopumon,  not included in the worldcup squad(ahhhh just saying coz I thought I should hurt some emotions) might join this young team at Kochi Gallan and practice sledging before the IPL starts. (If they feel beaten I am waiting Gopumon)
6. No better name than this. Think of  a those jerseys with this winking, buzzing mosquito and the name all over it. (kochigallan might sponsor some tee shirts too, atleast to those who promote this post)

I know these above mentioned reasons are crap but then I might even offer to sponsor the cheering team and put in my favorite thin legged,  loud mouth Ranjini to lead them. I know you still won’t believe that, they have named it Kochi Gallan, well you don’t have to coz this is as always Jaykay, Just Kidding